Kosher turkey sales?
I moved to Indianapolis two years ago.
I Euphemistic pre-owned to buy a dozen or so Kosher turkeys before the Jewish high holidays while they were on on offer, stick 'em in the deep freezer, and they would last a year.
Unfortuantely,
Your a jew precisely like me but you are really really cheap.

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