Things never to say to a cop. Including Funny Instruction Labels. Are they funny?
1. I can't reach my license unless you maintain my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't materialize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you
That was the funniest aspect I have heard for months!
Especially the Korean Kitchen Cut one!
Have a star!

A assortment of galangal, turmeric, shallots, garlic, ginger and lemongrass is tossed into a food processor, then cooked down and blended with veg cache and coconut milk. The dish is then finalized with the addition of rice noodles, tofu puffs, snow peas,